with your own penis?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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