I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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