I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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