im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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