Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
its not stalking. its research.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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