Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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