But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The police scanner is talking about you again....
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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