Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
My pussy is not your playground.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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