do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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