I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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