? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
"it" just moved
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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