ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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