All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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