I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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