my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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