is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
you guys were way drunker than both of me
accomplished twins. life is a go
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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