have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
