ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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