So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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