You're so nebulous sometimes
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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