I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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