I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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