I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
