even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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