i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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