Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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