not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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