One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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