is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
bring money and cleavage
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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