You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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