Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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