It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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