He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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