Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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