Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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