My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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