I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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