I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Randomize
