TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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