Christians are straight up FREAKS
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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