apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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