My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I need moral support for this bender
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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