38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
They are going to name an STD after you.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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