I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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