does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
