Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
its liver damage thursday
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