Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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