ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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