My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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