His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Sponge bath it is.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
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