Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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