i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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