You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
