I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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