I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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