brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
