Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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