Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
This beer is not sobering me up at all
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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